After a night of drinking and adventures, I've learned a lot about myself. Here are just a few things I'd like to share with you, my lovely readers.
1. My yoga mat is my new cuddle-buddy.
I do, in fact, own a body pillow, but apparently drunk me doesn't particularly care for a soft, fluffy, cuddly pillow. No, I want a hard, rolled up, dirty yoga mat. Your guess is as good as mine on this one.
2. I refuse to watch anything that isn't animated.
I went through and started about four movies before finally settling for Venture Bros. one night. Cartoons make for a happy drunk.
3. Showing my friends my Spider Man towel is more important than my face.
Picture this: you're sitting downstairs and all of a sudden you hear someone yelling that she has to show you something. Next thing you hear: a loud "bang". That bang, is me... hitting my face on a wall. That wall came out of nowhere. My face was swollen for two days. I'm classy, I know.
4. I will make you a drink, if you ask.
No guarantees about how good it will taste... I'll probably just mix everything that's in my fridge into a glass.
5. Drunk me is convinced that no one knows that the house is mine.
Drunk me will repeat the following phrase until I pass out, "I....I live here."
6. My bed is wherever I make it.
7. I like to change what I'm wearing. A lot.
8. I like to sleep with plates, tissues, Mountain Dew, and some sort of candy.
All this, in addition to my usual sleeping supplies (and yoga mat).
9. I'll eat almost anything.
Shit I don't even LIKE. Its really gross when I wake up, and can taste that I ate pizza the night before. I hate pizza.
10. I either love you, or hate you.
I make some people tell me they love me constantly. I start yelling at some of my best friends. I tell people I've never met about my deepest, darkest secrets. I lie, can't keep secrets, and tell very odd stories about my cats.
This is just the beginning. If you know me, you know that drunk me is quite interesting. It's going to be a long year, fellas. A long year.
Lilly.
