Talk, Talk, Talk.

I'm growing extremely tired of people telling me how to act.
"Don't say this in front of this person" "The person you said this around was offended" ect.
The things I do, or say, are intended for a certain audience. If you are offended by such things, maybe you should look somewhere else for your funnies.
I'm going to say things that are offensive to some people. I'm going to start debates. I'm going to do what I want. So don't try to "cover" for me, because I don't need covering.
Not everyone is going to like what I have to say. But honestly, I'd think less of the world if they always liked what I said.
I don't talk, or type, to impress anyone. I do it to express my opinion. I do it to share.
Stop telling me what to say, how to act, and who to keep my mouth shut around; because, sweet heart, I'm always going to do the opposite of what you tell me.

Love Always,
Lilly

People are Assholes

It's true.
Has anyone else noticed that people are becoming bigger and bigger douche-bags over the years?
Things like this:

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Should never be socially acceptable.
Who the fuck has the audacity to protest at a fucking FUNERAL?!
Assholes, that's who.

Another example:
When I was a freshman in high school, I was terrified of the seniors. But I also respected them. By the time I was a senior, the freshman class came in and acted a fool. Didn't respect us, let alone fear us. They were complete and utter assholes. Sorry guys, but you were.

Does someone want to explain to me what the hell is going on? Every generation is filled with more and more hate (and stupidity). Why bother hating? Why spend your time protesting and being a complete fucktard?
Just stop. It's annoying.

Lilly
PS: The Woman in Black is a great movie. The Unborn, not so much.

Technology VS Relationships

I don't know about you guys, but I'm developing an intense hatred for technology these days. Our relationships with others are being compromised due to our lack of personalization in our messages. Why call grandma, when you can send her a facebook message? Why go visit your friends, when you can chat with them on skype? Why ask a girl on a date in person, when you can send her a text? Why leave your room, when you can do almost anything from your computer?

Are we that lazy? Or is everyone just so scared that people won't like their personality that they prefer to stay home and have virtual relationships with people they barely know?

I'm tired of technology failing me. When you want to talk to someone you like, you can either: send them a facebook message, call them, text them, email them, or wait to see them in passing (or a class).
Facebook tends to constantly be updating and removing our messages. What if the person never got the message? What if they just didn't want to talk to you? What if?
I'm so tired of asking "what if" when it comes to trying to develop a meaningful relationship with a person.


So, I challenge you. I challenge you to go visit your grandparents. I challenge you to call a girl or boy and ask him or her on a date. I challenge you to go to your friends house and pay them a visit rather than texting them.

Pick up the phone, get in the car, walk to your grandmother's house!
Do it for yourself, do it for your friends, and dammit, do it for your dear grandmother!


<3 LillyBear

10 Types of College Girls

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1. The "Good" Girls

• Doesn't particularly care to party
• Concentration on studying/school activities
• Causal to Formal dress, depending on the situation
• To get her: Show that you're interested in the things she is interested in. Show support for her needs, but also give her space to get stuff done
• Problem: May not have time for a boy/girlfriend

2. The Older Ladies

• Stable job (usually)
• Mature
• Can properly dress herself
• To get her: Show off your smarts. Show her that you're mature enough for a cougar. Give her a reason to break the rules
• Problem: She might be smarter than you. Some guys don't like girls that are smarter than them. Also, kids might be involved, not to mention ex-husbands

3. The Sweatpants-Everyday Females

• Laid back
• Doesn't care what she looks like
• Fun, or lazy, depending on the day
• Comfort is her main concern
• To get her: Invite her to do something chill. Or, give her a reason to dress up. Just do whatever she's most comfortable with
• Problem: If you're one of those guys who would rather go out and do something, instead of staying in, this girl may not be for you. Yes, some of them like to go out more often than others, but if she wears sweats every single day, she's probably more likely to want to stay in.

4. The Taken Ones

• By "taken", I'm talking about the girls who have boyfriends back home or that go to a different college
• She's more likely to be a rather good friend
• To get her: Uhm... you may just want to rethink this one, cowboy
• Problem: If this girl and her bo get into a fight or something, bring on the waterworks. Also, be prepared to constantly hear about him

5. The Party-Girls

• You see them at every party
• Constantly dancing or drinking
• Very fun to be around
• To get her: Go to parties, dance with her, be fun and exciting. Get her number and invite her to more parties. Dance with her. 
• Problem: She may be too focused on partying. Take it or leave it.

6. The Pretty Ones/Fashionistas

• She knows how to dress and knows she looks good
• Makes appearances at important events
• Tends to maintain a higher GPA
• Either works or has an ATM for a father
• Shopping, just shopping in general
• To get her: You don't necessarily have to have a lot of money, but it's recommended. Tell her she looks nice. Take her to dinner so she can show off her new shoes/dress/hair/whatthehellevershewantstoshowoff
• Problem: She may have high expectations. Plus, other guys will constantly be all over her. 

7. The Weird Ones

• Usually shy and quiet, but other times loud and obnoxious
• Dresses how she wants and doesn't give two fucks
• Knows weird shit (such as: why a cat sounds like it's saying "no" when in the car and the sound a butterfly makes)
• To get her: Well, talk to her. Try to figure out why she's "weird". If it's something you can handle, just go for it. Be assertive
• Problem: Depending on what kind of weird she is.. you may develop a problem later on down the line which may or may not include leeches and lemon juice.

8. The Smokers/Stoners

• Dress how they want. nuff said.
• Very laid back. This girl is just living life by the moment. Riding out the wave and enjoying the surf
• She usually shows up to some of the major parties, and has a darn good time
• To get her: See what she's all about. Smoke her out, if you have the resources. Invite her to watch a movie. Whatever, man.
• Problem: Drugs are illegal. There are always repercussions for that if something happens. But overall, these girls are pretty awesome most of the time.

9. The Socialites (Also Known As: Creepers)

• EXTREMELY sociable
• Enjoys meeting new people
• Knows more people than you think
• Knows OF quite a few people also
• You can count on this girl knowing at least one piece of information about any given person that is even slightly related to your social group
• Can be perceived as a "creeper"
• Tends to get invited to all the parties and makes appearances to said parties
• To get her: If she sees you around enough, she's more likely to go up and ask your name. If you don't want to wait, just go talk to her. Get at her on Facebook. Get her digits. She's social. Social in this day in age transfers to social media. Get on it, brah
• Problem: She knows a lot of people, therefore there may be competition. Or she may just be interested in having a lot of friends. (At a later date we'll discuss the peril that is: The Friend Zone). 

10. The Girls Who Don't Know They're Pretty

• Usually wears jeans and a tee
• Happy (most of the time)
• Social in comfortable situations
• Funny
• Goes to parties, more likely to want to DD than get shitty
• To get her: Talk to her first. She doesn't know she's pretty, so you have to prove to her that she is. Once you start talking to her, she'll perk up and be thrilled you noticed her
• Problem: She may not have the self-esteem to ask you to go on a date. If you seem like you're blowing her off, she'll give up. 

Stay tuned later this weekend for a smaller post dealing with females. Next week, we plan on focusing our attention on something a little different than the past few posts. 

Stay Stoked,

Lilly