Now, on with the show:
1. The "Good" Girls
- Doesn't particularly care to party
- Concentration on studying/school activities
- Causal to Formal dress, depending on the situation
- To get her: Show that you're interested in the things she is interested in. Show support for her needs, but also give her space to get stuff done
- Problem: May not have time for a boy/girlfriend
2. The Older Ladies
- Stable job (usually)
- Mature
- Can properly dress herself
- To get her: Show off your smarts. Show her that you're mature enough for a cougar. Give her a reason to break the rules
- Problem: She might be smarter than you. Some guys don't like girls that are smarter than them. Also, kids might be involved, not to mention
ex-husbands
3. The Sweatpants-Everyday Females
- Laid back
- Doesn't care what she looks like
- Fun, or lazy, depending on the day
- Comfort is her main concern
- To get her: Invite her to do something chill. Or, give her a reason to dress up. Just do whatever she's most comfortable with
- Problem: If you're one of those guys who would rather go out and do something, instead of staying in, this girl may not be for you. Yes, some of them like to go out more often than others, but if she wears sweats every single day, she's probably more likely to want to stay in.
4. The Taken Ones
- By "taken", I'm talking about the girls who have boyfriends back home or that go to a different college
- She's more likely to be a rather good friend
- To get her: Uhm... you may just want to rethink this one, cowboy
- Problem: If this girl and her bo get into a fight or something, bring on the waterworks. Also, be prepared to constantly hear about him
5. The Party-Girls
- You see them at every party
- Constantly dancing or drinking
- Very fun to be around
- To get her: Go to parties, dance with her, be fun and exciting. Get her number and invite her to more parties. Dance with her.
- Problem: She may be too focused on partying. Take it or leave it.
6. The Pretty Ones/Fashionistas
- She knows how to dress and knows she looks good
- Makes appearances at important events
- Tends to maintain a higher GPA
- Either works or has an ATM for a father
- Shopping, just shopping in general
- To get her: You don't necessarily have to have a lot of money, but it's recommended. Tell her she looks nice. Take her to dinner so she can show off her new shoes/dress/hair/whatthehellevershewantstoshowoff
- Problem: She may have high expectations. Plus, other guys will constantly be all over her.
7. The Weird Ones
- Usually shy and quiet, but other times loud and obnoxious
- Dresses how she wants and doesn't give two fucks
- Knows weird shit (such as: why a cat sounds like it's saying "no" when in the car and the sound a butterfly makes)
- To get her: Well, talk to her. Try to figure out why she's "weird". If it's something you can handle, just go for it. Be assertive
- Problem: Depending on what kind of weird she is.. you may develop a problem later on down the line which may or may not include leeches and lemon juice.
8. The Smokers/Stoners
- Dress how they want. nuff said.
- Very laid back. This girl is just living life by the moment. Riding out the wave and enjoying the surf
- She usually shows up to some of the major parties, and has a darn good time
- To get her: See what she's all about. Smoke her out, if you have the resources. Invite her to watch a movie. Whatever, man.
- Problem: Drugs are illegal. There are always repercussions for that if something happens. But overall, these girls are pretty awesome most of the time.
9. The Socialites (Also Known As: Creepers)
- EXTREMELY sociable
- Enjoys meeting new people
- Knows more people than you think
- Knows OF quite a few people also
- You can count on this girl knowing at least one piece of information about any given person that is even slightly related to your social group
- Can be perceived as a "creeper"
- Tends to get invited to all the parties and makes appearances to said parties
- To get her: If she sees you around enough, she's more likely to go up and ask your name. If you don't want to wait, just go talk to her. Get at her on Facebook. Get her digits. She's social. Social in this day in age transfers to social media. Get on it, brah
- Problem: She knows a lot of people, therefore there may be competition. Or she may just be interested in having a lot of friends. (At a later date we'll discuss the peril that is: The Friend Zone).
10. The Girls Who Don't Know They're Pretty
- Usually wears jeans and a tee
- Happy (most of the time)
- Social in comfortable situations
- Funny
- Goes to parties, more likely to want to DD than get shitty
- To get her: Talk to her first. She doesn't know she's pretty, so you have to prove to her that she is. Once you start talking to her, she'll perk up and be thrilled you noticed her
- Problem: She may not have the self-esteem to ask you to go on a date. If you seem like you're blowing her off, she'll give up.
Stay tuned later this weekend for a smaller post dealing with females. Next week, we plan on focusing our attention on something a little different than the past few posts.
Stay Stoked,
Lilly
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