Shoes: What are they telling you?

A few months ago, a friend of mine and I were sitting on the couch at a party. To make up for my extreme sober-ness, I decided to give him my theory on shoes. You see, dear readers, your shoes are telling things about you to others that even you may not know about yourself. This knowledge is what I will now share with you.

Let's start with something simple:

Flip Flops

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For gals and guys alike, the flip flop is a simple shoe that explains very little about a person. Yes, it says that they're laid back and they don't mind getting their feet dirty. Little else, though, is apparent from these flop-wearers. Be warned, those who wear socks with their flops are probably out of their element at a party. Caution must be taken with these special individuals.

Sperrys (I'm Trendy and I Know It)

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Also a unisex shoe, Sperrys are one of the trendiest shoes on the market right now. If one shows up to a party in these shoes, he or she wants to be noticed. These are some comfy-ass shoes and they make you look just swell. Fashion is important to quite a few college students, whether they admit it or not. Boat shoes, whether name brand or not, are the show-off shoes of the season. If you don't get with the person wearing these, someone else will; so take your pick and hold on tight.

High Heels AKA Dayum Gurrrl

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The high-heel-wearers of party-going are without a doubt THE bravest girls (or in some cases boys, we don't discriminate at wafflesnmore) of the evenings. These people have every ounce of my respect. Drinking + Heels (usually) = faceplant. Those who can manage avoiding this equation are pretty much super heroes. These girls know they look good, it was their plan after all. If you catch you one of these lovely ladies, man you are one lucky sonbitch. This breed goes fast, so work your magic quickly.

Ballin' Shoes

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Brah, Broski, Bro-man. Most of the time you see guys wearing these. And gurl, can they dance. You're in for a long evening when you get with a guy wearing these shoes. They're usually just looking for a girl to take home, but sometimes you will find a guy (wearing these shoes) who is a total sweetheart. Plus, they tend to be goofballs. Who doesn't love a funny guy?


Flats

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Girls wearing these shoes want to look cute, but be comfortable at the same time. Whether on the dance floor, or playing beer pong, these girls look good. They also tend to be the nicest (and some of the funnest) girls at the party. Get to know girls who wear these shoes. You won't regret it.

Boots With Tha Furr

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These tend to only make appearances during the winter months. Practicality and trendiness put into one shoe? Do you realize how awesome these shoes are? No. You don't. You also don't understand how awesome the girls wearing these shoes are. They know whats fashionable, and they know how to stay warm. These girls are super smart. Get you one.


Final Words:
These are only some of the major categories of shoes. Keep in mind that these are generalizations that do not typically relate to every single person. Hope you find what you're looking for. Don't forget to keep an eye out for our facebook page!

As always,
Hugs, Kisses, and Le Sexy Time,
Lilly